Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
Drinking is either bad or good... Which one then? I enjoy having fun and being with my friends... although... usually it involves drinking - as if it is not possible to hang out with each other without alcohol. But actually it is funny that most people drink and whilst doing it they start talking - A LOT! And also - about everything. Sometimes I wonder if what people promise/say whilst being drunk and later on remember it and act accordingly to their promises, would that make world a better place after all? My J... He is the kind of person who you talk to whilst being drunk and get to know ALL the things he would not say whilst being sober - well, I believe these things because they make sense... I as "Why you act like that?" and he says "Well because this and that and this and that!" and I'll be all like "Well THAT'S why!" and be all surprised... The above sentence about drinking and doing later on all you promised during drinking... This sentence is from Hemingway and a wise one I must add. Really... If one would even try to do that - is it even possible... Being drunk is usually relaxing and I personally feel... free and most of the time OH SO GREAT (whilst having WAY TOO much to drink... melancholic and sick is what I start to feel :S - mostly, but not all of the time - luckily)! The next morning is of course doubtful :) but I don't usually give stupid promises or speak of things I would NEVER even consider... But I've seen people talking like that at it is just hilarious... Arguments amongst couples is of course an usual thing - usually terrible thing to happen at the party... It's like... WHY????????
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Then again... why not, eh? This above sentence show very nicely the results of drinking - you get wiser and you see more than you did before - your sight becomes "clearer"... Arguments show that indeed, people are alive and that there is something actually bothering them (something about the other half) - unless the other half of the couple is just trying to start an argument in spite of something (let's say... not liking the other half drinking.... well... duh!). When my last blog was all "whiny-yucky" women's stuff then now it's almost more like men-stuff. I do not get angry or upset at J for drinking - it is what most men do and arguing is more like throwing oil into the fire. A few beers after a hard week is NOTHING... and I usually drink with him - although I prefer not to drink till' I drop :)... I've seen girls getting all loosened-up and stuff like that - not good, not good at all and in a way it is sad. I remember always EVERYTHING that happened the night before, even being SO SO drunk - it's funny because most people I know are blank from the point they started to get really drunk and in a way I feel superior... like... WOW, I remember as if it happened 5 minutes ago and then the best part... talking about what then happened and seeing their faces just makes me laugh :)... Thanks to my super-memory I have won a lot of bets because when people think I won't remember I do and too perfectly :)...
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.