Giddyup... Yada Yada Yada

Movies and TV shows are something that I personally (usually with J)... enjoy... From now on I will talk about some I really enjoy... I'd like to start this whole big discussion with Seinfeld. Well... who hasn't seen it, SHOULD see it 100% as it is funny and witty. Jerry Seinfeld himself is an outstanding comic... The things he says are absolutely great and it is not meant in this topic but Lee Evans is also mentionable. For now these two comics to me are the best (as I have seen besides them Chris Rock and honestly...didn't enjoy his act - no offense). But back to Seinfeld... Gosh! Elaine, Kramer (he is the one who adds extra fun to this show - no doubt!), George and Jerry... and Newman :)! I could watch it over and over and every time I laugh :D! It's actually funny because everything said there makes sense... Some quotes are actually funny when you have seen this show but still... witty witty witty... that's all I can say :)
George Costanza: Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?
George is actually sad person and a bit depressing but I guess this is what makes him so goddamn funny :)
Jerry: I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Elaine: I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.
It's like... people do tend to think that homosexual's are really being making fun of or ridiculed and really "not that there's anything wrong with that" - isn't it?! But Elaine on the other hand is purely funny... and the thing she said is so so true :)...
Jerry: You see, Elaine, the key to eating a black and white cookie is that you wanna get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet still somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved.
I find it genial - it is so true again :)... And I think Jerry is so right at this one :)
George: I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."
Well... and again...typical George :)... depressing and sad :)... in a truly funny way :)
George: Jerry, what gives you pleasure?
Jerry: Listening to you. I come in here, I listen to you, I feel better. Your misery is my pleasure.
:)
George: Divorce is always hard. Especially on the kids. 'Course I am the result of my parents having stayed together so ya never know.
No comments on this one...
Jerry: Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.
:D
George: You have the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster goes with the chicken... So who's having sex with the hen?
:D:D:D
George: Oh, see? that's why I don't have cable in my house. Because of that naked station. If I had that in my house, I would never turn it off. I wouldn't sleep, I wouldn't eat. Eventually, firemen would have to break through the door, they'd find me sitting there in my pajamas with drool coming down my face.
They have taken many issues to the show from NY itself... Unfortunately I haven't been there YET ;) and I think it is just genial - really...